DALLAS: Hollywood Will Continue the Remakes Until People Stop Paying To Watch Them
It’s looking like John Travolta will play J.R. in this inevitable movie. There’s a cycle in my household, I have an joke I make about what the next remake will be. This joke is so ridiculous that it couldn’t possibly come true, but it almost invariably does.
I have a brief period of amusement before I realize that I have to think up a new joke.
Are you listening Hollywood?…The next remake project to be announced…will be…a live action Test Pattern. The tone will be voiced by James Earl Jones.
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