Jennifer Aniston Has A McDonald’s Birthday Party
Pictures of Val Kilmer Groping Paris Hilton Surface
When acting in ‘Top Gun’, Tom Cruise explicitly told Val Kilmer’s character “You can ride my tail anytime.”
It is my understanding that when he was in a movie with Paris Hilton, it was merely implied.
Kate Moss and Jack Osbourne ?
After reading about Kate Moss and Jack Osbourne partying together, I couldn’t quite picture it.
Billy Crystal and John Travolta to Portray Married Couple In ‘Hairspray’
Maybe John can borrow a gob of hairgel from Ben Stiller. They will be filming this movie in Canada but they are not really getting married, they are ACTING.
Pregnant Gwen Stefani Is Designing Baby Clothes
This is my vision of the future. It’s important to note that the relationship between babies and their clothes is involuntary. Except for sailor suits, we all wanted to wear those.
Jessica Simpson Is Easily Confused
Actually, confused is her default facial expression. It takes her about three seconds to change it to the ‘pretend to be sexy’ face.
Jessica Simpson was recently informed by a concerned family member that a ‘Buffalo Stance’ does not mean on all fours butt nekid.
When the ever vigilant robots that are spreading their love around the globe deleted my old blogs and my account, they somehow missed this one. Thank goodness for small mercies at the hands of those who ‘try not to be evil’.
This Picture is Fake, Britney Spears Does Not Dangle Her Baby Over Balconies
It’s not much of a stretch to compare the parenting skills of these dance partners.
Will Britney Grace Us With Her Presence On A Sitcom ?
Here is the original story from MSNBC. After a preemptive attack by Christian organizations, NBC has made statements which pretty much say all the good bits will be written out of the episode. It’s your basic bait and switch.
I Used to Have a Blog…It Got Deleted…I Have Paranoid Conspiracy Theories…
The above squadron used Google Earth to zero in on their target (37degrees25′20.71″N , 122degrees05′07.67″W) and then blasted them with a ‘litigio-ray’
The Corporation surrendered the following picture and offered them their first born, but the squadron would settle for nothing less than the complete deletion of all my blogs and my account. They had no choice but to capitulate.
