The question one must ask is “If this is a good idea, why didn’t someone do it decades ago?”

EA is the company who brought us The Sims. I have been in relationships with two different Sims players.

One person used to build a house with no bathroom walls or fridge and then sadistically watch the inhabitants pee themselves and starve.

The other person created a harem of shirtless men who tirelessly made garden gnomes to support her lavish lifestyle. She just looked over my shoulder and offers the hint that you have to put the ‘love bed’ in it’s own room to avoid jealousy (they don’t work as hard when they are jealous).

I do not want to know how either person would fare in a game of ‘Godfather’.

Godfather