League of Bionic C-list Celebrities Welcomes New Member
Lee Majors gave up fighting crime and getting cats out of trees ages ago. Lindsay Wagner is too busy selling bionic beds at trade shows and correcting people who confuse her with Lindsay Lohan.
A new kind of bionic crimefighter was needed. One who could put the murderers at ease with her dottiness…and then give them a roundhouse kick to the solar plexis!!!
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