Total Dismay

According to Lindsay Lohan’s Lyrics, She Doesn’t Want Our Attention

Posted in Lindsay Lohan by totaldis on the March 23rd, 2006

LOOK AWAY

I watched roughly 2/3 of this video before the message really sank in. This girl is tired of all the media attention. So please stop your search queries immediately. She has no intention of accidentally showing her boobs in public.  She has no insight into the love lives of Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie. She has no opinion on the job that George Bush is doing. That picture of her kissing Pamela Anderson…don’t look at it. Everyone JUST STOP IT.

Jennifer Aniston Is Throwing Out Brad Pitt’s Old Clothes

Posted in Celebrity Relationships, Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt by totaldis on the March 22nd, 2006

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Actually, she gave them away to a charity.

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Hank Williams Jr. Accused of Harassment

Posted in Celebrity Catfights by totaldis on the March 22nd, 2006

Holly Hornbeak, 19, told police that country singer Hank Williams Jr. swore at her, tried to kiss her and choked her in the lobby of the hotel where he is staying while his daughters are being treated after a serious car accident.

Hank Williams Jr. is famous for country chart toppers such as ‘Family Tradition’

 This story has me wondering about his paternity.

Shakira Statue Will Soon Be Erect In Colombia

Posted in Shakira by totaldis on the March 22nd, 2006

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Rumored Go Go Movie Starring Jessica Alba Is Not Happening

Posted in Jessica Alba by totaldis on the March 22nd, 2006

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The story here was inaccurate. Belinda Carlisle is however busy on tour with the Go Go’s

Lawsuit Against Prince Is Withdrawn

Posted in Celebrity Catfights by totaldis on the March 22nd, 2006

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 This is what it sound like…when landlords cry…

Here are the details, courtesy of TSG

Junior High Dating Mentality For Celebrities

Posted in Celebrity Relationships, Paris Hilton, Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen by totaldis on the March 21st, 2006

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I’m going to expand on what was written here earlier today.

Actually putting things in chronological order might help. Please leave a comment if I make a mistake (I actually don’t care enough to fact check this stuff)

  • Paris Hilton starts dating Greek rich guy A
  • Mary-Kate Olsen starts dating Greek rich guy B
  • Paris Hilton steals Greek B from Mary-Kate and dumps Greek A in one smooth motion
  • Mary-Kate is sad
  • Paris and Greek B are drunk and annoying
  • Mary-Kate gets over it and starts dating guy C
  • Paris finds lame excuse to dump Greek B and continues to be drunk and annoying without him

So what isn’t being said anywhere that I can find is that maybe the reason why Paris continued the relationship with a guy who didn’t bother to pretend to respect her was that she would have lost face with her juvenile friends if she ‘lost’ him to Mary-Kate.

Godfather, The Game to Hit Stores This Week

Posted in Everything Else by totaldis on the March 21st, 2006

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The question one must ask is “If this is a good idea, why didn’t someone do it decades ago?”

EA is the company who brought us The Sims. I have been in relationships with two different Sims players.

One person used to build a house with no bathroom walls or fridge and then sadistically watch the inhabitants pee themselves and starve.

The other person created a harem of shirtless men who tirelessly made garden gnomes to support her lavish lifestyle. She just looked over my shoulder and offers the hint that you have to put the ‘love bed’ in it’s own room to avoid jealousy (they don’t work as hard when they are jealous).

I do not want to know how either person would fare in a game of ‘Godfather’.

Dave Grohl Takes A Break Touring For The Birth Of His Child

Posted in Celebrity Pregnancies by totaldis on the March 20th, 2006

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Dave Grohl and his fellow Foo Fighters are off the road until his first baby is born in April, the former Nirvana drummer told Billboard.

He plans to be home helping out for most of 2006, with the exception of a couple summer concerts. His wife, Jordyn Blum, is due next month.

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No Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt Wedding

Posted in Celebrity Relationships, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt by totaldis on the March 20th, 2006

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 The only highlight of the day was two local men who dressed up as Brad and Angelina and kissed each other by the lakeside.

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