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O J Simpson, You Kill Me…

Posted in Naughty Celebrities by totaldis on the May 13th, 2006

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Back in the 50’s, Jackie Gleason’s threats of physical violence towards his TV wife were good for a chuckle.  The TV viewing audience has become much more sophisticated since those early days.  Now we like to watch a man who was found liable for his ex-wife’s violent death making glib jokes about that time in his life.  Oh, wait a second, I actually think that it is absolutely horrible.  That’s just me though.

Here’s the interesting part; OJ still owes the victims families millions of dollars.  The executive producer of the pay per view show “JUICED” says that OJ wasn’t paid for his appearance.  I think the familes should sue Rick Mahr for all the proceeds from the show.

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Is US Citizenship Something Angelina Jolie Doesn’t Want for Her Child ?

Posted in Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt by totaldis on the May 13th, 2006

The perception is that everyone in the World wants to be a US citizen, but the child born to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will be a special case.  Given the size of the American market ,it is doubtful that either entertainer will say as much,  but they may want to have the child delivered outside of the USA  to keep their options open. 

 With very few exceptions, anyone born in the United States is an automatic citizen.  American citizens pay federal income tax whether they live within the country or not.  They have been drafted into the army in the past, and may well  be again. 

 

New Lindsay Lohan movie contains mild sexual innuendo

Posted in Lindsay Lohan by totaldis on the May 12th, 2006

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That’s about all I can say it has going for it.   The reviews are almost unanimous; ‘Just My Luck’ is a boring movie.  When you see the glowing reviews that they print on the posters, google the names of the reviewers and see what big company they are working for.

 

Is Tom Cruise ‘God Playing’ ?

Posted in Tom Cruise by totaldis on the May 9th, 2006

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‘God Playing’ is a meme with kids these days. I don’t know what it means exactly, but I think if Tom Cruise was a gamer he would be accused of it.

I think some of the people he is playing with might get fed up and go outside and play.

He’s MICHAEL JACKSON !!!

Posted in Everything Else by totaldis on the May 6th, 2006

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 GQ sent a reporter to find Michael Jackson in Bahrain.  The reporter turned in a funny kind of Whereiswaldoesque (my word, I thought of it first) travelogue and the magazine published it complete with pictures of a Michael Jackson impersonator in various funny situations.

 Michael Jackson is upset.  I’ve heard that he is quite sensitive.  His representative says he wants GQ taken off the shelves.

 The above collage clearly shows that manufacturing funny pictures of a pretend MJ is pointless.

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Hilary Duff is Criticized for Rodeo Appearance

Posted in Hilary Duff by totaldis on the May 5th, 2006

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In March 2005 Hilary played a concert at the Houston rodeo, one of the largest rodeos in the country. The rodeo management credited Hilary’s performance for record-breaking attendance.

A group of animal welfare advocates has a site with the expressed intent of getting fans to turn away from Duff because of her insensitivity to the issue of rodeo animal cruelty.

If Hilary losses her Blackberry, she can go to this site to get the contact information for all of her business affiliates.

Lindsay Lohan Versus Alina Puscau

Posted in Celebrity Catfights, Lindsay Lohan by totaldis on the May 4th, 2006

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Expect denials soon regarding Lindsay Lohan’s fight with Alina Puscau.

The story is that Brett Ratner gave Lindsay Lohan a key to his place and neglected to tell her that he had a girlfriend. Lindsay uses said key and walks into the bedroom where said girlfriend is in bed with Brett. Words are said to have been said. Fists are said to have been thrown. All in all, just another day in the life of Lindsay Lohan.
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