If you want to join Harper readers in their stretch-mark-free fantasy world, look here. I really think the airbrushing and digital altering of postpartum celebrities contributes to the epidemic of teen pregnancies. Britney Spears Kevin Federline
The high priced silk purse manufacturers in the music recording industry must have had the console set to the same magical settings for both ‘artists.’
Here’s the Paris Hilton Video. Man, I love putting those words in an entry. Here’s and early effort by Lindsay Lohan.
…I don’t have ten reasons, and I don’t want to get another legal letter from WORLDWIDE PANTS Inc.
Here’s the number one reason that I thought he would stay in Bahrain:
Anyway, the official word is that Michael wants to get busy with projects and collaborations and such. Bahrain was too isolated for this kind of business. They have EuroDisney in France…and wine.
JENNIFER Aniston was shocked when boyfriend Vince Vaughn’s parents turned up while she was filming nude scenes for new flick The Break-Up. Co-star Vince brought his parents along to watch the shoot because he wanted their support.
I am shocked that the film promoters expect us to believe that these somewhat interesting anecdotes just happen to come out just prior to a weekend just after reports of disappointing revenue.
Anyway, Vince’s dad probably has the Internet, so there was nothing new to see for him.
American Idol also rans tend to spend a few years doing the county fair circuit, doing their best to maintain the appealling fascade that they wore on the show.
Canada’s Idol does it’s best to copy the American show, but has had some exceptions. One of these respectable young gentlemen finished third on the show. You can’t see his face.
After making it to the final three in 2004, Jacob asked his fans NOT to vote for him.
The picture is from an awards show red carpet, Paris Hilton and Tori Spelling were there as well…meh.
The magazine uses some formula that combines income and media attention. Tom Cruise is number 1 on the list . I think Muhammad Ali, number 13 on the list, could still take him.
This Thursday, at 11pm EST, Tom Green is launching his live online phone-in show.
An eyewitness told TMZ that a “massive amount of liquor” was delivered to the Malibu home of Brad and Angelina on Wednesday and that construction and cleaning crews have been at the home.
This can mean only one thing. They’re going to hire a wino to decorate their home.
This is my ‘artist’s rendition’ of the photo that was leaked onto the internet. It’s pretty accurate, except for the strawberry.
Brad Pitt`s parents reportedly flew to Namibia last week to get their first glimpse of their new granddaughter.
Bill and Jane Pitt have may have joined their son, Angelina Jolie, their new baby, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt and their two adopted children at the Burning Shore Lodge Resort.