…I don’t have ten reasons, and I don’t want to get another legal letter from WORLDWIDE PANTS Inc.

Here’s the number one reason that I thought he would stay in Bahrain:

“Bahrain is, in a sense, the Las Vegas of The Middle East. Muslims say that a black cloud hangs over Bahrain that Allah cannot see through.  Apparently they found a loophole in the Koran.”

Anyway, the official word is that Michael wants to get busy with projects and collaborations and such.  Bahrain was too isolated for this kind of business.  They have EuroDisney in France…and wine.

Michael Jackson