“Paris Hilton’s alleged confrontation on Oct. 4 with former beauty queen Shanna Moakler of “Dancing With the Stars” is just the latest controversy in her roller-coaster life. The 25-year-old hotel heiress filed a police report alleging that Moakler had shouted obscenities and punched her in the face at a Los Angeles nightclub.”

This is one of those late night altercations where both parties go to file conflicting police reports after they have stopped of somewhere to empty their purses and pockets. Here is a picture of Paris and her publicist/purse carrier at the station. Paris’ publicist denies that Paris is dating Moakler’s ex-husband Travis Barker, but it says they are dating in wikipedia, so it must be true. Moakler has three children. Two were fathered by Travis and her eldest was fathered by boxer Oscar De La Hoya. Maybe he taught her the alleged uppercut. Shanna was on the tired reality show Dancing With The Stars with Jerry Springer. Maybe he gave her some tips on giving the people what they want. Or maybe, just maybe, Paris is lying about the punch. Shanna claims that Paris’ ex came out of the crowd and twisted her arm before pouring a drink on her and pushing her down some steps. That seems pretty much in character. Paris sure knows how to pick them.

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