Lindsay Lohan has a set pattern of getting her name in the press by issuing weird statements about more popular stars who are the focus of attention. She has professed to having a crush on Angelina Jolie and she inexplicably kissed Pamela Anderson . She also injures herself quite frequently. Tom Green dated Monica Lewinsky. Tom Green has, in a desperate bid for attention, briefly posted a rant about the Michael Richards lunacy before removing it again. Somehow, his words have made it onto several news websites. Tom Green also injures himself regularly, and attempts to get media attention from his injuries.

Lindsay Lohan’s female genitalia are a regular feature on websites like PerezHilton.com. Getting into cars can be very awkward sometimes. The traffic stats for Tom Green’s website are a disappointment. Tom Green has genitals. Be afraid.