It all makes sense now. The repeated publication of Britney’s pubic area was starting to make me question her virtue. It turns out that she had simply run out of undies. This doesn’t quite explain why she has been out on the town nearly every night. You can buy underwear online. Maybe Britney avoids the internet because she’s afraid she will find out that the reason she ran out of panties is because Kevin accidentally packed them when he was leaving and that he is trying to sell them on eBay. Pictured below is the big white dot that Perez likes to put over Britney’s stuff:

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