I was going to make a post about how Pepsi has bad luck as far as having celebrity spokepeople crash and burn. Michael Jackson was literally burned while doing a commercial. Michael Richards is on the list too. The list of celebrity spokespersons who have worked for Pepsi is so long that I don’t honestly think they are doing that bad as far as controversies go. They’ve had everyone from the Osmonds to the Osbournes. Bob Dole was in a Pepsi commercial.

I was going to try and start a pole asking what former Pepsi slogan best matches the recent public displays made by their spokesperson Britney Spears. This is not the place for such frivolity.