I would appear that we are experiencing an extreme lull in the celebrity pregnancy department. I guess there is Julia Roberts. Meh.

Adoption is where it’s at these days and all the young starlets are avoiding pregnancy while their publicists decide whether a third world adoption is the right move for them. You know what would really make headlines? What about if some third world parents adopted Dakota Fanning? That would stir some controversy.

Pictured is Nicole Richie. She is doing what is called simulated pregnancy. It is reportedly usually done using pillows.