Britney Spears Writes a 340 Word Letter
The front page of BritneySpears.com has a long carefully written letter that addresses a lot of the issues surrounding her career and her personal life.
Her spelling and grammar are perfect.
She does not mention her two children at all. Maybe a DINGO ate her babies. Or maybe Carl Rove is ghostwriting her letters now that there is nothing left for George to win. I don’t think Carl likes babies.
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[…] This is not the first time that Britney Spears has written a tome. Her first one went on and on about her life, but tellingly failed to make even one mention of her baby. […]
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