I am basing this harsh judgment on the fact that whenever a woman buys baby clothes, the tabloids assume that they are pregnant. That is analogous to assuming that every guy who goes out and buys condoms is going to have sex before the expiry date on the condom box. It is analogous to assuming that everybody who is on the internet looks at pr0n. I guess you can assume that if someone buys baby clothes that a baby does exist or will exist in the future. I did know a lady who bought baby clothes to give to her unpregnant daughter-in-law.

Oh, Nicole Kidman bought a bunch of baby clothes.