Yes, Virginia, there is a Transformers Live Action Movie. I found out about it by plugging a secret code into the Google bar (hint, it contains the word worst).

This is a tense human drama in which Jon Voight and John Turturro engage in an epic battle about the best way to spell John.

The most amazing thing about this movie is the number of people that share the credit for it. It is quite possible that there are more credited cast and crew for this movie, that is in post production, than there will viewers when it hits the theaters.

**Spoiler Alert**

John, the best way to spell John is John.