The rumors that Britney cut off all of her hair because Kevin threatened to get a court ordered drug test performed on her hair are a bit disturbing. I became more disturbed when I started research about these tests and stumbled upon all the online stores selling products that reputedly help you pass a drug test.

The only products that I don’t have any objections to or doubts about are the home test kits. And even those are probably used most often to test the effectiveness of the other products.

You can even buy artificial urine. If you are considering making a purchase of a bag of artificial urine, please read what I have to say first. What would be cheaper to produce, artificial urine or real urine? Real urine, of course. Who would be so dysfunctional that the only job they could get was peeing in a bag? Crackheads, of course. If there a money back guarantee on a bag of pee? Probably not.