When I see Britney Spears through the filter of the entertainment media, I see a train wreck. They are using that term now.

If you think about it at length, it as a very good analogy. Britney is the little engine that could. Her staff and managers keep shoveling coal into her belly trying to make her keep going at breakneck speed. Kevin Federline is the mentally disabled boy who was playing with the rail switch.

Wait one second, I just realized something…

Britney Spears is

NOT a Train

Britney is a redneck pickup truck with a bench seat. She can just drive off of the tracks and go home. Get well soon.