I learned through an innocent social activity on the Internet that he plural form of penis is penii. It’s weird that I didn’t know that, I took a university course in reproductive physiology. I guess I only have one and it’s the only one that I have really been concerned with. Hence the absence of penii from my vocabulary.

Paparazzi is a plural word. They are a bunch of dicks. I thought I would try and help improve people’s vocabularies by teaching them the singular form of this word. It is rarely used because they tend to be identified by their mobbing behavior. If you saw a paparazzo on the street by himself, you might assume he is just a guy with a camera.