If Joe Francis, the purveyor of ‘Girls Gone Wild’ videos, were a character in an R. Crumb cartoon, he would be quite amusing. But his lasciviousness and petty criminality are not being inflicted on a two-dimensional fantasy world. He does that thing he does to American tax-payers and to their daughters. I don’t like him. If his main revenue stream ever slows to the point where he seriously considers making a reality show about his life, I will have to take steps beyond that of not having television. I will have to start taking television sets away from other people as well. I guess that would make me just as bad as him…no actually it wouldn’t.

Paris Hilton’s past association with this guy plays a big role in my low opinion of her.