The front runner for the Worst Blog of All Time didn’t name names, but he may as well have. It took me the better part of a day to digest the news that Jennifer Lopez is a scientologist.

If you are unfamiliar with the cult, let me give you the basic parts that might hold the most appeal for J Lo. Celebrities are sucked up to and coddled at a special facility. The do not have the same experience that non-celebrities have with the cult at all. After handing over control of their finances, regular people get have, in the past, been asked to clean up cattle ships. Celebrities are hit up for money. Brad Pitt was courted by scientology and it’s possible that his frugalness saved him.