World’s Worst Record Breaker
The first assault on my sensibilities this morning was reading an article about an American who wants to get in the Guinness Book of World records for having the longest nipple hair. The second assault on my sensibilities was finding out that there is already someone on the books. He is an Englishman. I wonder if he had to maintain his hair in its intact state in order to hold onto the distinction.
There is an unexpected twist to this blog post. I have a hair that is longer than either of these.
I am not sure if my health insurance covers the official doctor supervised measuring that the people at Guinness require to verify my tremendous accomplishment. I think it is enough that I know. If I have emotionally scarred anyone for life with this post, I would suggest that you get a qualified professional to measure the scar. Maybe you could be famous too.
Edit:
I was going to do a video blog on this subject but my web cam caused a fatal error on my computer… Anyway, here is a short document. I have to stop pulling this thing or it’s going to break. Then I will just be normal like the rest of you.
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OMG LMBO!!!!!! I can’t believe you even looked HAHAHAHA
Comment by suni — May 31, 2007 @ 12:47 pm
Ummm, what can I say. Good luck? LOL
Comment by Lisa — May 31, 2007 @ 1:25 pm
Thanks for the laugh, hehe…
I think you should follow through with it and get yourself into the book…
Comment by Anna — May 31, 2007 @ 2:14 pm
bwhahahahahahahah!
Comment by Cass — May 31, 2007 @ 2:30 pm
Suni: I wasn’t the person who discovered the hair, I just grew it.
Lisa: Thanks, but it’s more skill than luck.
Anna: You are welcome. I have registered with Guinness, the quick claim costs 500 pounds sterling. I am going the free route.
Cass: I apologize if you had a hot beverage when you saw this.
Comment by totaldis — May 31, 2007 @ 5:58 pm
yup! got into the record, try breaking different recordd, good luck.
Comment by kavit — June 1, 2007 @ 11:13 am
Perhaps we could gather some donations for your doctor visit to list you in those fancy books
Comment by Loretta — June 1, 2007 @ 5:34 pm
The rest of us are normal?
Comment by Mr. Fabulous — June 2, 2007 @ 12:29 pm
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