It seems that one universal truth of the Facebook experience is that you come virtually face to face with the people that you knew in high school. I think at least 95% of us had a horrible time in high school and have a few nemeses from that era.

If you haven’t yet gotten yourself on Facebook, I have a modest proposal for your. Design a profile that has the most potential for upsetting those people that were mean to you in high school. I can’t say whether your best tactic is to elicit remorse or jealousy or even shock and awe. You know those awful people better than I do. For the record, I have not lied on my Facebook. I really do live somewhere cool. I really don’t leave the house to go to work every morning.