See, last week this might have been funny. This week it simply is not.

I have a whole series of identifiable celebrity feet transgressing the sanctity of their neighbor’s stall. I got held up trying to make a convincing Kenny Chesney foot overture (underture???) Did you ever notice that most of the photographs of flip flops on the Internet don’t have feet in them? And the rest of them are all somehow involved with Kerry’s Presidential campaign? What is up with that?