Nobody has entered my contest yet. I figured that I better make a sample entry just to show how easy it can be. My apologies if anyone was already working on an entry related to this patent application picture.

“At this point in her life, the old woman who lives in a shoe is dealing with empty nest syndrome. Sure, it was great that she was able to splurge on a queen size ‘Magic Fingers’ bed. But she was terribly lonely.

She was shocked and surprised to discover that her older boys had been secretly running a hydroponic marijuana business right under her nose. She thought she had brought them up better than that the rotten little buggers. Well, they are going to get a nasty surprise when they sneak in the basement door to find that their crop has been tossed in the dumpster and their mom is entertaining guests in a dominatrix outfit.”