I didn’t ask Jarheadboi if he was homosexual. If I did, I would hope that he wouldn’t tell me. I don’t have to ask whether he likes the gay-themed video game Manhunt 2. He is very worked up about it.

He has an undeveloped plan to petition against the ESRB, which he calls a pussy organization. Pussy is not the most derogatory word in his lexicon, it’s just the name for the thing he dislikes the most, don’t ask me why.

One detail that seems to have eluded Jarheadboi is the fact that the ESRB is a self regulatory body. This means it is not an outside body trying to cramp the game manufacturer’s style. They are the game makers, and they are in the business of covering asses.