Sculpy Artist Brad Finn of Gainesville, Florida makes the Chocolate Jesus dude look about as blasphemous as the Pope. His outsider art is not the kind of stuff that gets sold to gay couples who are out on their Sunday drive. I actually suspect that his wife makes him chop his work up quite finely and double bag it before he takes it to the curb. It wouldn’t do to have the neighborhood cats dragging these abominations home to their owners.

Hey, look at me, I’m an art critic now