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Ciara is The King/Queen of Comment Bait

Posted in Ciara, Conspiracy by totaldis on the October 5th, 2007

A few years ago, I started my blogging career with blogs that concentrated on celebrities. I didn’t consider myself an expert on them by any means. It was just one of the hot topics at the time.

These days a few big names are cashing in on the subject and they seem to satiate people’s interest (or maybe spoil their appetites?).

I had an explosive amount of comments on some posts I made concerning rumors about Ciara’s gender. These rumors were embellished on the internet to the point that nobody with average intelligence would believe them. I have at least average intelligence. I know my arithmetic well enough to know that roughly half of the people on the internet have below average intelligence.

One of my favorite made up words from the countless comments about Ciara was morfidike. I’m not sure If I got the spelling exactly right.

She hasn’t been in the spotlight much lately, except for the time that rumors came out that she was the naked lady straddling 50 Cent’s abs on his album. I actually think this rumor was a fake rumor started by the record company to boost interest and sales. The looked for a model that looked a bit like her and they had the makeup artists, photographer and designers try to augment the similarity. When the record came out they planted the rumor at just the right time to keep the album on people’s minds a little bit longer.

I have an alternate theory as well. It really was Ciara and 50 Cent denies that it was her because of his homophobia.

Ciara And Bow Wow Status Review

Posted in Celebrity Relationships, Ciara by totaldis on the February 27th, 2006

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As of Valentine’s Day Ciara and Bow Wow are still a couple.  They assembled a romantic playlist for iTunes.  They have a few of their own songs on the list, and of course other people from the same label.  I’m not sure if publicizing the relationship between these two popular artists was a good business decision.  Most of Bow Wow’s fans are young girls who like to fantasize about being his girlfriend.  Many of them don’t like Ciara as a result.

My old blog had a huge amount of comments, many of them were crude and malicious. Most of the comments were about the rumor about Ciara being a man.  Let’s try and raise the bar a bit for this one girls.

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