There is a phenomenon that some celebrities rely on and others dread. The American public has a very short attention span. I was looking at the list of celebrities that I considered worthy of their own category back when this blog was primarily celebrity news and gossip. Many of them do not enter the consciousness of a typical American on even a weekly basis anymore. I don’t watch television. Maybe those various shows that have a capital E in the title remind people.

My point is Britney Spears and lesser entities like Lindsay Lohan use public misbehavior as a device to maintain the public interest. Britney protests the attention, but I think she lives in constant fear of losing it. People like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie live their lives largely in private and are talked about less and less in the tabloids and elsewhere despite the immeasurable degree to which their relationship initially captured the public imagination

Blogger Perez Hilton is clinging to a satire defense in a civil suit. I like to make my satire so obscure that I am judgment proof. I suppose you are free to judge me. Don’t be too harsh.

Anyway, I don’t receive enough actual attention for me to worry about offending anyone. That’s not true, I worry about offending people.

Oh, I went to the actual story about Perez Hilton, his lawyer is now saying that Universal City’s original warning was sent to the wrong address. He published a topless Jennifer Aniston image that he had no right to publish.

The above animated video is a response to my most viewed youtube video ever, which is ironically not a video at all but a still of Britney Spears’ Bald Head. I was inspired by a very critical comment on the first ‘video’ to make the second video.

I don’t have a Tom Green category on my blog even though I tend to mention him once or twice every few months. I am sticking this video from back in the 90’s when he was funny in the categories of all the single and/or promiscuous celebrities that he has a remote chance of having sex with. He might be irrelevant and bitter and irritable, but at least he is quite likely to have condoms. If they are the ones he bought in this video, get him to check the expiry date on the box. My PSA of the week is DON’T USE EXPIRED CONDOMS.

JENNIFER Aniston was shocked when boyfriend Vince Vaughn’s parents turned up while she was filming nude scenes for new flick The Break-Up. Co-star Vince brought his parents along to watch the shoot because he wanted their support.