U.S.A.D.D.
There is a phenomenon that some celebrities rely on and others dread. The American public has a very short attention span. I was looking at the list of celebrities that I considered worthy of their own category back when this blog was primarily celebrity news and gossip. Many of them do not enter the consciousness of a typical American on even a weekly basis anymore. I don’t watch television. Maybe those various shows that have a capital E in the title remind people.
My point is Britney Spears and lesser entities like Lindsay Lohan use public misbehavior as a device to maintain the public interest. Britney protests the attention, but I think she lives in constant fear of losing it. People like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie live their lives largely in private and are talked about less and less in the tabloids and elsewhere despite the immeasurable degree to which their relationship initially captured the public imagination
A Serious Documentary About Buying Condoms
I don’t have a Tom Green category on my blog even though I tend to mention him once or twice every few months. I am sticking this video from back in the 90’s when he was funny in the categories of all the single and/or promiscuous celebrities that he has a remote chance of having sex with. He might be irrelevant and bitter and irritable, but at least he is quite likely to have condoms. If they are the ones he bought in this video, get him to check the expiry date on the box. My PSA of the week is DON’T USE EXPIRED CONDOMS.
Wedding Favors
In a lot of ways, attending a wedding is a chore. It’s a well timed perk when you take a seat at the reception dinner and there it some small gift waiting for you at your table. Given the number of weddings each of us are likely to attend, we start to get a little jaded about engraved champagne glasses. I had an awkward moment once when my recently divorced cousin stopped by to visit. When I was making coffee, I noticed that the glass the I got from her on her Big Day was on my kitchen windowsill filled with a plant cutting and some rooting hormone solution.
Pamela Anderson’s wedding featured a bottle is whiskey at every table. I do not recommend this for anyone. Tom and Katie supposedly gave out Chrome Hearts sunglasses worth over $1,000 a piece.
But I digress…what people want these days is something unique. The things I remember were basic but cute. A bag of gourmet jelly beans provided both nourishment and entertainment when a meal was late in coming. A coffee cup with a bag of chocolate covered coffee beans at every place setting had everyone buzzing. If things look nice enough that people are in doubt about whether or not they are for them to keep, that means it’s a good gift. Let them know with an attached thank you note.
With the Unique Wedding Favors at MyWeddingFavors.com, you have a wide range of choices, from the very perconalized photo glass coaster to the more conventional gifts like this heart bottle stopper. Coasters can function as place holders, You can use them to frame whatever you want during the event, then your guests can take them home and use them to frame whatever they want.
If you are having a wedding or reception at an unconventional location, your gift can tie in to that with beach themes, golf themes, and of course gifts tied to the seasons.
Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock to Divorce
Here is a Dixie Chick offering best wishes and congratulations on stage back a few months ago when Pamela and Kid were having all those weddings.
Somehow I can’t imagine internet forums filling up with people labelling themselves as Team Pam or Team Kid, but anything is possible.
Britney Spears Sex Tape Phallicy
We’ve seen several other celebrities go through the same steps leading up to the release of a sex tape:
- Protest
- Protest
- Protest
- Profit
As far as i can see, no further damage will be done to Britney’s reputation when the video is sold to the people who want to see it. Anyone who is paying attention is 99.44% sure that she really did participate in the making of a sex tape. She was married to Kevin and she is the opposite sex of Kevin, so even evangelical conservatives will be able to enjoy the action.
Here’s a snippet from a submitted review of Chaotic:
“Britney, please, stop talking about the ‘great sex’ you have had with Kevin and asking your tour member’s favourite ‘position’. I suppose I’m a bit of a vintage Britney fan, I kinda liked it when she was all innocent and virginal so all this ‘in-your-face’ dirty talk kinda put me off. Especially when she’s talking about how she and her rat-faced boyfriend Kevin have been doing ‘it’ all day long. Ew”
So, maybe Britney will lose a few fans, although the above critic bought the DVD and recommended it to others.
The only thing I am curious about is format. Is it really a tape, or is it on a disc or memory card of some sort?
Pamela and Kid Brag About their Sex Life
It’s unlikely that a Pamela Anderson Kid Rock sex tape will show up on the internet, although some creative editor could splice one together from old footage.
The now married couple are raving about each others sexual prowess. There may be hope for their marriage. They have lots of money, which is the number one thing new couples fight over. Sex is number two and they claim to be well endowed in that respect as well.
Pamela Anderson Kid Rock
Jessica Simpson Steals Baywatch Role From Rival Miss Piggy
The actual grueling audition process was videotaped and is going to be made into a reality show.
When the producers of the upcoming movie version of Baywatch were looking for someone to play the role made famous by Pamela Anderson, they knew she had to be a MAMMAL, preferably a talking one.
Miss Piggy had experience in the role, having acted in a spin-off called Bay of Pigs Watch. I think the decision basically came down to character, Miss Piggy had the the poor judgement to orchestrate a ‘wardrobe malfunction’ that resulted in two of her right nipples being exposed. And she lies about her age. Her friendster profile says she is nineteen, but she made her TV debut in 1977.
Pamela Anderson to Host the Junos (a Canadian Awards Show)
Pamela Anderson has been called the most well known Canadian in the World. Recently a business magazine called her the most Powerful Canadian in Hollywood.
She will be hosting Canada’s sad little music awards show. Being neighbors with one of the biggest entertainment markets in the world tends to cause an exodus of the talented, the ambitious and Avril Lavigne.
Pamela Anderson’s Suggestion Is Turned Down By Kentucky Governor
Pamela Anderson was recently petitioning to have Colonel Sanders’ statue removed from the State Capitol in Kentucky because of KFC’s animal cruelty record.
Last month, Kentucky Gov. Ernie Fletcher refused Anderson’s request to have a bust of KFC founder Colonel Harland Sanders removed from the state Capitol. Fletcher cited Sanders as a state icon and KFC called Anderson’s attack a misguided publicity stunt.