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		<title>Take That, Dick Cheney</title>
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		<link>http://totaldismay.com/2008/11/19/take-that-dick-cheney/</link>
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		<title>Does Karl Rove have a Blog?</title>
		<description>Karl Rove is somebody who has been derisive and dismissive of the blogosphere on occasion.  That notwithstanding, I am 99.9999999999% certain that he has at least one blog written under a pseudonym.  Suspecting Karl Rove of stuff is not a very productive activity.  A lot of people ...</description>
		<link>http://totaldismay.com/2008/08/22/does-karl-rove-have-a-blog/</link>
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		<title>An Important Announcement Will Be Made in Springfield</title>
		<description>Forget about finding out who Obama will choose as his running mate.  I am talking about finding out which state the Simpson's call home.  I think it really is Illinois... or Kentucky.... or maybe New York.

BTW, have you heard that Toby Keith has a come out in support ...</description>
		<link>http://totaldismay.com/2008/08/20/an-important-announcement-will-be-made-in-springfield/</link>
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		<title>thankyouverymuch</title>
		<description>I have a guilty pleasure.  It involves watching illegally uploaded movies on YouTube.  The best way to do this is to just type 'Part 1' into the search bar and keep clicking through until you get something you like.  I recently watched Man On The Moon with ...</description>
		<link>http://totaldismay.com/2008/08/19/thankyouverymuch/</link>
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		<title>Where are the Wild Things ?</title>
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I used to have a copy of Where the Wild Things Are when I was a kid.  Maurice Sendak's artwork had me transfixed on more than one occasion.  The suits in Hollywood have been cashing in on films based on characters from my childhood books for several years ...</description>
		<link>http://totaldismay.com/2008/08/17/where-are-the-wild-things/</link>
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		<title>What&#8217;s Happening Marky Mark?</title>
		<description>I just got home from watching The Happening.  I am married to someone who MUST see the disaster movies, even though we often leave the theater or the couch  somewhat dissatisfied.  This was no exception, although it was largely well acted.  I didn't leave feeling insulted, ...</description>
		<link>http://totaldismay.com/2008/08/08/whats-happening-marky-mark/</link>
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		<title>Norwegians are Less Peaceful than I Thought&#8230;</title>
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If this argumentative game show contestant is indicative of the national character of these people, I think we should worry about them more than we worry about Iran.  This incident may be the cuase of their drop from 1st to 3rd on the Global Peace Index.  </description>
		<link>http://totaldismay.com/2008/08/06/norwegians-are-less-neutral-than-i-thought/</link>
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		<title>Cover For Me</title>
		<description>I was trying to make a long string of YouTube videos with each succeeding one featuring someone covering a song written by the last artist.  I got sidetracked by all the misinformation.  People tend to give credit to the performer in their own generation to hit with any ...</description>
		<link>http://totaldismay.com/2008/08/06/cover-for-me/</link>
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		<title>Worst Youtube Video Ever of the Day</title>
		<description>She was a girl, he was a boy, could not make it anymore obvious...

The Evolution of Dance guy deserves to have the most viewed YouTube video of all time.  As of recently, he doesn't.  An Avril Lavigne fanclub colluded to use auto-refresh to get her lame video to ...</description>
		<link>http://totaldismay.com/2008/08/05/worst-youtube-video-ever-of-the-day/</link>
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		<title>The &#8220;I&#8217;m Feelin&#8217; Like I&#8217;m Fixin&#8217; To Die&#8221; Widget</title>
		<description>Baby Tickers are all the rage on blogs these days.  I can never know what it is like to feel another person growing inside of me and so I decided to make my own widget.  I have lived more days than I have left.  That's a happy ...</description>
		<link>http://totaldismay.com/2008/08/03/the-im-feelin-like-im-fixin-to-die-widget/</link>
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